Open letter to women runners on behalf of your boobs,

There are things we put up with as runners. Black toenails. Chafing. Bunions. Unflattering tanlines. Shin splints, tendonitis, stress fractures. We make sacrifices, we push through pain and discomfort. We sacrifice sleep and happy hour to get in our daily runs, and we accomplish more before breakfast on Saturday than most people will all weekend. But there is one thing we do not have to put up with. Should not! And that is The Bounce. Do you know what running 5 days a week in a bad sports bra is doing to your girls? Or even 3 days? That constant bounce can break down the delicate tissue of your breasts, cause stretch marks, and do you really want your boobs sagging to your waist? You might think you’re not big enough, or sports bras are too constricting, or too expensive, or too ugly. But ladies, there is no reason to abuse your girls like that. For women, a good sports bra is equally as important as a good pair of running shoes. You don’t skimp where your feet are concerned do you? No! Then why oh why are you skimping where your boobs are concerned? On behalf of breasts everywhere I implore you – stop what you’re doing, and get your tits to the nearest specialty running store and buy a good sports bra. If you’re more blessed than the rest of us, then it might take a bit more work but there are places for you. If you’re in Austin where we’re located go right now to Petticoat Fair. They specialize in custom fitting of women’s intimate apparel, including sports bras. A friend of Slightly Inappropriate Mantras started running once they fit her GG boobs into a comfortable, fitted, supportive sports bra. They even altered it for her!

A good sports bra will have straps wider than a spaghetti strap. If you’re bigger than a B cup you need a sports bra that does not pull on over your head. You want one with hook and eyes that cinch you up tight. I shy away from sports bras with Velcro straps because I find they cause chafing on any run over 5 miles, but some ladies like the customization (and maybe don’t sweat like a spigot like me). Your bra should be snug enough that there is zero bounce when you run. Yes it’s possible to get this in a bra that still allows you to breath. And not all sports bras are going to work for all women, even if you’re the same size, so try several brands and styles out until you find the one that works for you. Because when you find that bra that feels like it was made for your girls, you will rejoice. And you’ll never abuse your boobs in a badly fitting sports bra ever again.

WE'RE BACK!!!

We've neglected our blog and keeping you up to date on all the news here at Slightly Inappropriate Mantras, but we're back with big apologies and even bigger news to come. So stay tuned!

5/5/2010 San Antonio Rock n' Roll Marathon

Register in May and receive $10 off your entry fee using coupon code MAY2010. This is a flat course and great for any first-timers considering running a marathon or 1/2. And the Rock n’ Roll race series puts on the most fun races and after parties. We hope to see you there!

3/15/2010 Congratulations to our Drawing Winner!

Congratulations to Cindy M. from Fort Smith, Arkansas for winning our Austin Marathon Expo shirt drawing. We chose Cindy’s name from almost 100 entrants who signed up to join our email list and be entered into the drawing. Cindy chose our Badass. women’s bamboo technical shirt to be shipped to her free of charge.

Look for us at an Expo near you, sign up with your email address to join our mailing list, and you could be our next winner to receive any shirt of your choice.

2/15/2010 First Expo is a Huge Success!

Our first official Expo was a huge success! The response from the crowd was more than we could have hoped for. Word seemed to spread quickly among the runners and other vendors, and we had lots of people stopping by to read all our slightly inappropriate shirts. We had a great response, but more importantly we learned alot about the intricacies of selling at an expo. (For example, there is no such thing as over the top! Buffy’s outfit alone sold quiet a few shirts Saturday.) Huge thank yous to BK, Terry and Mike D for helping us get the shirts ready to sale, to James for helping us set up Thursday, and to Mike D and Leslie for helping us man the booth Friday and Saturday. We never could have done it without such great friends.

2/7/2010 Coming Soon to the Austin Marathon Expo

Hi everyone! We’ll be peddling our wares at the Austin Marathon and Half Marathon Expo this coming up Friday and Saturday (February 12th-13th). This will be our first expo to have a booth at so we’re freaking out just a bit. It’s going to be great though. Come out and say hi and visit with us if you’re going to be in the Austin area!

-Missy and Buffy